Yes, I did steal the title from Steven Colbert.

Anyways, I consider myself a pretty mellow person. But, there are some things that get under my skin, and some things that just need to be recognized because they're awesome. So, here is my first edition of "Tip of the Hat, Wag of the Finger".





Wag of the Finger to...


Screamo Music. Ironically, their songs usually start off sounding great, but suddenly a member of the band found he/she was suddenly very angry at their 1940s style microphone... and continue the abuse on and off throughout the song. If I wanted to listen to such trash, I would hook up a car battery to a walrus' nipples.
(I bet the walrus sounds better anyways...)

Sarah Palin. If you say the word "maverick" one more time, I'll shoot my foot.

The writers of Spongebob Squarepants. He's a f*cking rectangle!

The movie Quarantine. The acting sucks, the plot sucks, the ending sucks. I want my money back.

Gordon Ramsey. Sure your food is awesome, but if I feel as if I'm in a Nazi concentration camp before the meal is ready, it's just not worth it.

Microsoft Word. I know how to f*cking spell my last name!!

Deviant Art members that just take pictures of nude girls tied to a wall then get a billion pageviews... really? It doesn't take ANY creativity once so ever to do that.







Tip of the hat to...


The "~" key. You're just awesome.

[link] , It provides non-political randomness to blogging with free prizes. It's awesome.

People that understand the difference between "they're" and "their". Congrats to passing 8th grade.

Deviant Art members that have a shred of creativity.

The little box in the lower right-hand corner of my screen when it tells me I have a new email. Ty little box. ^_^

Gabriel Rios. You have awesome music... even though I can't find a place to download/buy it anywhere! (If you haven't heard of him, I'd highly recommend going to his myspace page.)

People that still use myspace. Because I don't feel like using Facebook.

Microwave Panini. Sooo tasty. (See, I don't need your crap Gordon Ramsey!)

People that read this entry. Give yourself a pat on the back, because your cool points just went up +2...